We eventually arrived at the B&B intact. Once we got past an extended parking debacle which I won’t detail here (like my inability to dial Irish phone numbers on the first day, entirely a matter of user error), we were off to hit the town. Well, sort of.
We decided to keep it simple and visit the Crane Pub just around the corner, hearing from our hosts that the trad (short for traditional) music there is exceptional. After all, we’d been in Ireland for about a day and a half at this point, and still hadn't visited an Irish pub or had Guinness. This was a problem which required immediate rectification.